First, Good Vibes gets thumbs up for having porn on demand. I like my porn online. Moreover, I don’t like to shell out $40+ for the porn I like–I know, I should be supporting women-directed, queer, diverse, independent porn. But I can’t afford that, not when I cringe at spending more than $5 for a lunch.
So. Back to my point. On demand=good. Having easy access to the porn is plus points in my book, but I had a few problems (technical and otherwise) with Good Vibes’ VOD.
Now, Good Vibes has a great selection of porn. As soon as I got my 200 minutes credited to my account, I was raring to check out all the porn I had set my eyes on. The only problem? Not all the titles listed online are available for VOD. (more…)
I saw: choking the chicken, bell end (is that a penis thing?), dirt track, donkey punch, creampie, teabagging, head, beef curtains, dirty Sanchez, No. 69, Ron Jeremy, meat sandwich, rusty trombone. I’m sure there are others I’m missing. But more importantly, what do they all mean?
It really does say “go fuck yourself” with oomph … or should I say buzz? $39.99 will buy you the “No Thanks! - Middle Finger Vibe.” I don’t know if anyone would take up the offer, but you could just wave it around menacingly and then turn on the vibe for the extra angry effect. Or not.
While normal people unlike myself and people with real jobs still trundle through the seventh Harry Potter book, hundreds of hungry shippers will find new ways to disrobe, arouse and utterly debauch Harry and Co. Trust me, this started way before Daniel Radcliffe revealed his hunky hunk of burning love to the eager audience of “Equus.”
No, for years Harry has been more than platonic friends with Hermione, has fooled around with Draco and even has found himself in the arms of Snape. And that’s not even considering his orgy of friends.
Missing out on all this sex? Harry Potter fan fiction, if you know where to find it, thrives with a strong fan base and numerous contributions and yes, plenty of raunch. Hedwig, I don’t think we’re in the canon anymore. (more…)
