Facebook is amazing, and I would probably have a real life if it weren’t around. Today (as in the past 10 minutes), I reconnected with an ex through a 28-point opening Scrabulous move. Also, let me not leave out that I found my brother (who is across the hall right now), and he is indeed straight.
Normal people would be sound asleep by now.
Le sigh.
OK, so what sorts of dirty things can you spot?
I saw: choking the chicken, bell end (is that a penis thing?), dirt track, donkey punch, creampie, teabagging, head, beef curtains, dirty Sanchez, No. 69, Ron Jeremy, meat sandwich, rusty trombone. I’m sure there are others I’m missing. But more importantly, what do they all mean?
Fresh TV - Metaphors [YouTube]
Middle Finger Vibe [Sex Toy Party]
While normal people unlike myself and people with real jobs still trundle through the seventh Harry Potter book, hundreds of hungry shippers will find new ways to disrobe, arouse and utterly debauch Harry and Co. Trust me, this started way before Daniel Radcliffe revealed his hunky hunk of burning love to the eager audience of “Equus.”
No, for years Harry has been more than platonic friends with Hermione, has fooled around with Draco and even has found himself in the arms of Snape. And that’s not even considering his orgy of friends.
Missing out on all this sex? Harry Potter fan fiction, if you know where to find it, thrives with a strong fan base and numerous contributions and yes, plenty of raunch. Hedwig, I don’t think we’re in the canon anymore.
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If you haven’t heard of Craigslist yet, there might be no hope for you. Every college student needs Craigslist, whether you’re looking for textbooks, free furniture, housing or some lovin’. Craigslist isn’t just for the school year.
If you’re bored at home, if masturbation’s lost its charm, if you think cruising is passe, Craigslist is your best friend when it comes to romance. The site offers free personal ads, and it certainly doesn’t discriminate. You have heard the allegations against eHarmony, haven’t you?
While Craigslist isn’t the classiest option—it doesn’t have the allure of Nerve, Salon or even JDate—it is free and possibly the best way to find no-strings-attached sex, if that’s what you want. You just have to craft a good personal ad and know how to weed out the weirdos.
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