When I used to round the party circuit, I’d get people recognizing me from my grainy Daily Cal mug shot. They’d approach me, introduce themselves and then promptly engage me in a discussion of the proper blow job technique. The thing is, at parties I’m probably not in the state of mind to answer all of your sexual queries. Instead, the next time you’re liquored up and curious, shoot me an e-mail and I’ll read between the drunkese and feed your lust for knowledge. Observe:
Do you think Senator Larry Craig is actually gay?
- Restroom Hopeful
No, I believe he just likes to have sex with men.
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