So you know how to bone, I assume. Most college kids know the basics, anyhow. But that’s not the problem.
The problem is finding someone with which to do it. Some students go years without jumping in the sack. Others decide to give in, admit it to themselves and advertise for sensual massages.
You, my friend, are better than that. You’ve got Craigslist on your side. Oh, and this column. We’re rooting for you, big boy.
I’m going to ensure you have the best summer ever, whether it’s your first summer as a grad or a summer of sin squished between various semesters of hell. You’re finally going to get some ass. You’re going to be fucked, not fucked over.
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Oh awesome. So do we get the explanation now or later?
Comment by A lover boy — May 2, 2007 @ 10:40 am
Now you can get it.
The link wasn’t working, sorry.
Comment by Administrator — May 2, 2007 @ 1:13 pm