I don’t think Alexander Graham Bell ever had something like 1-800-WET-BUTT in mind when he invented the telephone. I think he was more of a tits man, to be honest.
Whoever perverted the magic of the telephone, I applaud you. Before then, we simply had letter sex, which didn’t last past foreplay even when the Pony Express got involved. One can only maintain an erection for so long—unfortunately.
In college, phone sex is the way of life when your partner goes to a different school. It makes the relationship slightly less strained, but it’s still not easy. Like sex with other people (though not necessarily masturbation), phone sex is only appropriate when you have the room to yourself, so good luck in that triple with the computer science major who never fucking leaves the room. You know who you are.
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