Watching a rambunctious four year-old eat a giant chocolate sundae is not particularly sexy, but it is especially amusing. Sit across from a woman sucking on saucy, succulent ribs, however, and you might as well break out the fried chicken: It’s porno time.
Food and sex are exquisitely linked—there’s no doubt about that, girlfriend. But I’m wondering why exactly food makes our proverbial skinny jeans a little tighter. We already know all about whipped cream, aphrodisiacs and getting frisky with vegetables (one would hope). Right now, though, you need to save the bananas for your cream pie and leave your hooha out of this. And please, no penis in the apple pie.
Dining is always a part of the traditional courting experience, especially in the beginning of a relationship and at the beginning of a date. It’s totally foreplay. Don’t tell me you don’t get the urge to bone right then and there on top of that greasy tabletop at Mel’s. You’ve got plenty of lube right at one hand (and a sweetass hamburger in the other).
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Great Article today! By today I mean April 24.. (where are the updated articles, well whatever) I thought your article was right-on.. not only did you stick it to the lamo who wrote to you but you also showed all of the the importance of reclaiming words of oppression and not being ashamed of our bodies…
It all goes back to religion, right.. more specifically Christian religions… the ingrained hatred of worldly pleasure, sex and bodies. Up until 1850s doctors in the uS were recommending that we should not have sex more that a few times… in a lifetime. Bodily control went hand in hand with moral superiority, and pleasure with sin…
anyways, great article. you rock. nat
Comment by natalie c — April 24, 2007 @ 11:32 am