March 6, 2007

Straight Is So Last Year

If there’s ever a time and place to be bisexual or bi-curious, college is it. And UC Berkeley is bi Mecca. Never before have I been around so many queer people in such a small space. Seriously. You guys are so gay.

I can understand why one would come out while at Berkeley. It’s the last step in the process of becoming completely isolated and introverted studyholics, caught up in our work and ourselves and our sex. Plus, all the gorgeous men are gay anyway.

Sexual orientation is a difficult conclusion. Horizontal is always best I find, but vertical (against a wall) has its benefits. OK, I kid. Upside-down is clearly the winner. Oh, I am so funny.

But now that you’re an adult, you’ve got to define yourself. Facebook says so. What’s it gonna be for you? Men, women or both?
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