By now, we should all know what sex is. I mean, it’s college. What else are you supposed to do in the Main Stacks? Study? (Only if it’s anatomy.)
I did a little (partially intoxicated) survey with a few of my fellow students to get a consensus on the definition of sex. It’s a bit confusing after all. As a child, I remember looking up all the “dirty” words in my mom’s Oxford English Dictionary. Sex was simply “intercourse.” What the hell is that? A cop-out, Oxford.
Without fail, all the straight males I quizzed told me sex means intercourse. Thanks, real informative. I had to coax it out of them; somewhere, I knew, there was more to sex. There had to be. I don’t have intercourse. I have sex and I fuck. Intercourse ain’t on the menu.
So we clarified. (more…)
sex is……..
kissing when the kiss is of the lip biting tongue tangling hands roaming heart racing knees buckling variety
it’s touching licking biting sucking stroking teasing pinching spanking tieing probing penetrating when you’re together, but
it can be sex when it is at a distance, using the wonders of technology be it phone or webcam to share a moment
masturbation may be sex. I believe that for women masturbation is more likely to be a sex act; often for men it is more akin to scratching an itch.
But masturbating with your lover’s body fixed firmy in your mind, with the sole purpose being to let her hear you do it by way of an answer phone message? That’s sex! Or it’s foreplay at the very least
Comment by freddy — January 22, 2007 @ 7:35 am
so, this is what people do with their free time? they read this smut and try to pass it for constructive literature? Somehow, I’m not surprised. Not only are your articles void of any intellectual meaning, the words and expressions you use are far too pretentious for a lady (because I am assuming you are in fact a lady, unlike what is suggested by your writings) with such an obvious lacking of real intelligence and an above average use of the English language.
By definition, anyone who can write his or her own name with a pencil is a writer. An occasional clever use of words, and a somewhat witty attitude can go a long way, and in your case, it has gone, I think, too far. You are not a writer, and as a matter of fact, as an amateur, you are a shame. I hope you reconsider filling up the internet with your sexual garbage and stop, once and for all, contaminating the rest of the world with your thoughts. Not anyone who likes to write should do it, you are a clear example of that.
Thanks, and I hope I never have to write to you again.
Comment by Phil Anselmo — January 24, 2007 @ 2:13 am