I have a little ditty all ’bout titties. I’m not afraid to admit that I LOVE BOOBS. Not just my own. I like to stare at other boobs, to envy them, to think about them. There is something in their round, perky, bouncy nature that is just so damn fascinating.
And this fascination holds true for many people, regardless of sexual orientation or gender. One of my gay guy friends loves to feel his fag hag’s fun bags. I’m not sure if it is a sexual or sensual pleasure for him, but I’m sure glad he appreciates roaming her mountains. Or hills, rather. She ain’t that big.
Whether you’re a member of the itty bitty titty committee, a ‘normous knockers nymph, or a wight without, you need to at least respect the womanly chest. Maybe even love it. After all, we’ve all suckled on some mammaries when we were babies. (And if you didn’t, you missed out and should make up for lost time.)
Boobs are important. Truly madly deeply they are. Some women can even orgasm from a nice fluff of their dirty pillows. I read once somewhere that only 10% of women can do this, but another source claims 20%. Knocker O’s aren’t usually as strong or powerful as those resulting from play down under, but an orgasm is still an orgasm. These babies are sorta calming and really get the juices flowing.
If you want to see if a certain lady (you or your partner or - hell! - even your gal pal) is one of the lucky few, go right on ahead. Generally speaking, though, if she doesn’t already have a sensitive rack, she may be waiting quite a while for that grand finale. Don’t get your hopes up, and try to avoid performance pressure.
Start out gentle and slow and then work up to a rough and tough naughty touch, if that’s what she wants. Test out Ms. Right and Ms. Left and introduce yourself: “Boobies, meet your new best friend(s): Hands/Mouth/Feather/Nipple Clamps.” (Hey, whatever works!) Take a feel by running your hands over the bra, cupping the boobs, and squeezing gently. Let the sexiness loose and enjoy the feel of her smooth, soft skin. Graze the nipples with your fingers. Some women get hot from touch all over their jumbly bits; some women are all about the tips of tits.
Remember purple nurples? Well now they’re back and sexier than ever! Seriously. If she wants it rougher, give it to her right. Grasp the nipples with your forefingers, pull a little bit (not too much), and lightly twist. Hear that? It’s a boobie moan, people. And it’s pure sexiness.
Of course, no breast stop is complete without some wetness (and I don’t mean in just her panties). Your tongue should be flicking, swirling, licking, and tasting - preferably on her nipples. Licking all around her lady lumps doesn’t really do much but leave them saliva-soggy. Long story short: lick as you please but focus on the nips.
If there’s one thing you should do while teasing the ta-tas, it’s sucking. Suck on her high beams, and she’ll instantly light up. Get rough by increasing suction (if she wants it) and by nibbling on her candy bits. Push ‘em together, make ‘em jiggle, play the bongos — whatever to get her off.
Those femmes with extremely sensitive hooters will love titty fucking. The coming together of his hardness and her softness is really hot. Most definitely. Want to keep it hot? Give her a nice pearl necklace — the warmth of the jizz is an added sensation to her breastular enjoyment.
With the popular rise of the big ol’ booty and the backdoor humps, a woman’s front-and-center melons may feel left out. Take out her water balloons, and show them a good time. Her bust is no museum piece. You’ll need to look and touch for this learning experience.
“Those femmes with extremely sensitive hooters will love titty fucking. The coming together of his hardness and her softness is really hot. Most definitely. Want to keep it hot? Give her a nice pearl necklace — the warmth of the jizz is an added sensation to her breastular enjoyment.” …. I had never been clear on that.. Thank you ever so much for the Enlightenment !
…chris
Comment by Chris in Canada — November 13, 2006 @ 8:57 am
Nothing too important to say here.
Just that boobs are awesome.
I, for one, don’t like them TOO big. Maybe a nice perky B or a C. If they go beyond that I’m a little overwhelmed.
Mine aren’t too big, but I do like the fact that they’re perky. They’re not too sensitive either. You can punch me in the boob while I’m on my period and I don’t think I’ll feel much.
But that won’t stop me from completely owning your face.
I do enjoy burrowing my face in Christine’s lovely lady lumps.
~Emiko
Comment by Emiko — November 13, 2006 @ 10:07 am
I am a huge fan of my breasts and so if my boyfriend. However, because I am on the patch, they are usually too sensitive to be thoroughly enjoyed. It really bugs me that breast tenderness is listed as a “side effect” and that its name is soo… well.. my boobs f*cking hurt, they aren’t just tender. The best part about having sizeable breasts, other than their sexual and nutritional uses is that they are a great rest for stuff I am holding or eating.
Comment by Greatknockers — November 13, 2006 @ 1:48 pm
I don’t think I’d be too friendly to “the warmth of the jizz” on my boobies, but, hey, whatever gets other girls off is fine by me. I for one find it gross. And probably will always.
As to the rest of the stuff mentioned here, what a compilation of breast-y activities! My bosoms are having an attack! Haha. I don’t think mine are sensitive enough to truly enjoy some activities - what a shame.
Hmm… I don’t believe I can recall other names for boobs except my usage of ‘bosom’. I suppose ‘peaches’ is another one. (It’s a name a few of us use when describing smaller boobs - e.g. peaches vs. melons). One of my guy friends likes to call them ‘girls’.
I’m curious, why the fascination with ginormous boobies? I can understand an appreciation for moderately sized boobs. They are indeed fun to watch and being of the female sex, I can appreciate it having them. But what about those double D’s that ought to be re-named double Z’s? Especially the fake kind on those men’s magazine. I have guys who relate to me that they would never really want to be with someone with ginormous knockers (because of certain inconveniences, like trying to hug comfortably), yet they do not mind an occasional visit with someone of the widely blessed kind. Any ideas?
Comment by shirls — November 13, 2006 @ 4:20 pm
Christine, Your posts get better and better each week. I wasn’t expecting you to try to cram in extra posts just for me, but I’m quite flattered (and thankful) that you did. How could you possibly know that this was my favorite subject in the whole world? (Right up there with math, of course.)
As always, you web log gets more interesting and insightful with each passing week, and this latest addition continues that tradition. I’m really thankful for your tips (no pun intended) I will make sure to make use of them at every chance I get. (That pun wasn’t intended either)
I remember a few years ago when a well-endowed friend of mine proposed the question “What’s the big deal? They’re just pieces of flesh”. To which I could only respond “But… but… They’re breasts!”. Ever since then, I couldn’t help buy wonder why the whole of society (including myself) is so obsessed with breast? Might it have to do with the fact that is is the initial source of nourishment for most? Perhaps it is because they are the most visible and sudden change from adolescence into adult hood? I don’t know. Any ideas?
Comment by John Henry — November 13, 2006 @ 6:58 pm
Hey sorry for the late response. I’ll add you to my blogroll in exchange for the same. Keep up the smart sexy writing!
Comment by Nathan — November 13, 2006 @ 9:45 pm
Shirls: Some anthropologists/scientists like to argue that bigger titties are more appealing to men because they are signs of a good nurturing mother for their offspring. I say balderdash. Sex is not science. Big boobs make curves. There’s more to touch. They are rooound. Basically, the shape and touch are pleasing. Not to say that a cute bunch of peaches isn’t sexy — some other guys really dig the petite. Who knows? Size doesn’t matter — it’s sensitivity.
John: First, boobs are a sexual body part (in that they provide pleasure and they are a part of reproduction in nourishing the young). They are the only semi-exposed sexual body part that our society allows partly exposed. Asses get covered (though sometimes minimally), and genitals are never shown. But boobies…oh they peek out of shirts, add shape to a bikini…they can get some fresh air.
Boobs are not just pieces of flesh. They are an erogenous zone, packed with nerves. They help sustain life for babies (and for your boner). Don’t question them.
Comment by Administrator — November 13, 2006 @ 11:09 pm
I love the sex bounce with a large bust. There is nothing better then seeing them always 2-3 secs behind the body when there is an established rhythm.
Comment by Nathan — November 14, 2006 @ 2:42 am
Had an ex-GF of many years. DD’s. Worst feature on her. And they were not sensitive. Dag nabbit.
OK sorry for the late post.
Roger and Out.
Comment by Chris in Canada — November 15, 2006 @ 2:10 pm
you should write for the daily cal’s sex on tuesday… your posts are much more interesting.
Comment by anony — November 16, 2006 @ 10:53 am
hey christine.
this is not so much about this particular post. mostly a question. so. i am one of those women who has never experienced an orgasm. there is a surprising number of us out there. i have tried many things: males, masturbating, googling “female orgasm”, etc. to no avail. i just get bored. am i just anatomically challenged? what should i try? any vibrators that are “sure things”?
Comment by name — November 16, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
As the proud owner of a set of (natural) DD’s I have to say yay at seeing good boob play information, thank you! So many men are attracted to them but then aren’t sure what to do when they have them. I would add though, I disagree that tongues only work well on nipples, I had a lover that would lick all over the globes and it was fantastic!
Comment by Fussy Bitch — November 16, 2006 @ 4:21 pm