Carnal Embrace

“Oh you like that, don’t you?” he asks, in the heat of passion. “Do you like that cock? Yea?” He moans. Then, a beat. “So…what do you like about it?” Oh yeah, all hot and steamy. At least it was for me - until the guy got hung up on his weiner.

I’m not going to coddle you, to tell you all dicks are beautiful and sexy and powerful - simply because it’s not true. There are so many variations that any cocklover is bound to develop a preference for his or her favorite manly doodad. Color, texture, length, girth, hair, cut, shape: these all factor into the composition of a penis.

Our favorite misconception about the wang revolves around the issue of race. We know the myths: black dudes got big wood, Asians are tiny, and the like. There have been studies and research done that try to support these claims. Whatever. Skin color does not necessarily dictate the size of your johnson. And who says bigger is better anyway?

Guys - especially among themselves, even indirectly - compete for the title of “Big,” as if it has any importance. Chill out. Haven’t you ever heard it’s the motion of the ocean, not the size of the ship? (Okay, if you have a one-inch boner…it’s a dinghy, not a ship, and it will get swallowed up in the ocean’s motion.) Large size can be visually stimulating, but different sizes work better for different purposes. A thick slab o’ salami will stretch out the vagina and the labia, stimulating the outer portion of the punani. However, a thinner schlong is more comfortable (especially for virgins) and will more likely gain access to the realm of “up the butt.” Shortstacks get more intimate sex and will end up hitting the G-spot at every thrust; on the other hand, long woodies can explore more of their partner’s depth and have an easier time with certain positions (i.e. spooning).

Based on my own experience, it is more likely you will come across a “big” pecker than one that doesn’t offer enough. Size, just like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder - it’s all comparative. What may be just so-so for one may be friggin’ huuuuge to another. It’s all about finding the right chemistry, the right fit.

The state of being cut (or uncut) is another issue that both guys and gals worry about. Circumcised men often advertise being cut as if it were the obviously preferred type of knob. It is true, though, that there is something exhilarating about seeing “all” your lover in his glory, without any obscurity. But we must allow each to his/her own. Guys who are cut tend to be “cleaner” in that it is easier to wash and to maintain a hygienic penis, but cleanliness depends on the individual, not on the issue of foreskin. Some even become desensitized and may have difficulty achieving orgasm from years of their once-sensitive skin rubbing against boxers, sheets, and pants. On the other side of the argument, those who are uncut find pleasure in playing with their still-attached foreskin. The head of the penis is protected and hence ultra sensitive, making sex all the more enjoyable. Some partners delight in having their men “intact,” in being able to play with yet another part of the male genitalia. To put it plainly, no matter which camp you’re in, you’re bound to find someone who has the kind you like or likes the kind you have.

Despite the bravado and the oft-seen smugness men publicly display regarding their throbbing pythons of love, we must remember they are still humans. They are self-conscious and rely on their partners’ acceptance to reaffirm what they love about their pricks. Much like a general compliment can cheer up a gloomy day, acceptance promotes greater intimacy and feeling of contentment. This acceptance can be a compliment, an action, a simple moan. Accepting your partner (male or female), genitals and all, is important for any kind of romantic/sexual relationship, regardless of seriousness.

So what are you waiting for? Say hello to your little friend…and tell him you love him.