Carnal Embrace

It’s Halloween, and that means only one thing: everyone has an excuse to dress slutty. Some choose the “Legs Avenue” costume: Poodle Skirt Pro, Little Ho Peep, Southern BelleSlut, Devil Strumpet, Dorothy the Floozy, Prison Tramp (just to name a few). These costumes are all in good fun — hell, who am I to discourage the blatant display of toned thighs and glittered goodies? But we’ve seen it, done it, and tapped that all before.

Instead, forget the dressing up altogether; dress down . . . down there down. Make Halloween a more intimate holiday - get fondled and felt up by your partner rather than the seedy, sweaty guy dressed as the 3rd penis you’ve seen thus far at the Castro. Stay at home, turn the porch light off, and dress to impress.

You don’t necessarily have to dress up as someone else to make your lingerie soiree super sexy. (more…)

So I was talking about blowjobs today (you know, just one of those everyday topics). My friend asked, “Well, do you actually like giving one?” I answered with the most affirmative “yes.” I don’t understand why someone wouldn’t like giving head - it’s such a turn-on! (And if it isn’t, you’re probably doing it wrong, or your partner is gross. Just kidding. Maybe.)

We experience the best oral sex when the giver - not necessarily the receiver - gets more pleasure from this incredibly hot hot act. The givers, if they want to please their partners beyond belief, need to want to do it. It has to be a craving, a turn-on in itself. That’s not to say that those who aren’t that into giving are horrible at licking and sucking, but that it’s not as good as when someone with passion does the job.

Oral sex is important to an erotic/romantic relationship. For some, it is more pleasurable than regular sex (I’m talking penis-vagina, penis-ass, vagina-dildo, ass-dildo type of sex. Your “usual” penetration method). The act of getting all up in your partners’ business shows that you are comfortable with these people, enough to have your nose dangerously close to their poopers. You have to be willing to get really really intimate with some pretty private areas. And this brings me to some pointers designed to help you crave giving pleasure instead of receiving it. (more…)

Just so that we’re on the same page, here’s something I uncovered from past Sex on Tuesday columns:*

Ohmygod, guys, I just found out about this amazing new thing. It’s really cool and makes guys like you. It’s called sex.

I know not many of you have heard about it. And I certainly know that none of you are doing it yet. That’s why I am spreading the good news.

Sex is what happens when you want a baby. And you’re married. It’s illegal to have sex before you’re married. Not only that, but you look like a big whore. And whores don’t get loved. Or a big fat diamond ring.

So how does it happen? (more…)

Vibrators are awesome. That’s pretty much non-debatable. There are so many different kinds, so many ways to get your vibrator to fit you just right. They should replace diamonds and dogs and become every woman’s and man’s best friend.

Vibrators actually started out as a result of male oppression of women’s “issues.” Female hysteria was a popular diagnosis during the Victorian era - its symptoms covered practically any “womanly” complaint: insomnia, bloating, irritability, and general craziness. The day’s doctors believed that an orgasm would cure this disease, which supposedly originated from a wandering uterus. After getting tired from administering manual stimulation to the vagina (that’s what happens when you get so many God-damn hysterical bitches!), they developed a machine that would do the work for them: the vibrator.

Dear vibrator, oh how you’ve changed so! No longer do you trivialize the womanly realm; you are indeed the liberation!

Vibrators today can be big or small, electric or battery, discreet or overt. They can work on your clit, your nipples, your g-spot, your labia, your perineum, your p-spot, your anus, and (if you’re buying from Sharper Image) your “neck.” But don’t assume that any vibrator is for you and that you absolutely HAVE to get the Rabbit. A few general tips:
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As much as I enjoy contributing to this blog, your contribution makes the whole process tenfold more exciting and fun. I’d love to get any feedback on my posts. Please tell me what other topics you would like addressed, what you disagree with, what you found informative, etc. Comments can be anonymous - just don’t fill out any of your information.

One of the purposes of this blog is to create and maintain an open space for a dialogue on sex. No, not a monologue. Though I may guide the discussion, it’s only to facilitate a response from my audience. Feel free to say what you want. (However, degrading or inflammatory comments will be deleted.)
- Christine

“Oh you like that, don’t you?” he asks, in the heat of passion. “Do you like that cock? Yea?” He moans. Then, a beat. “So…what do you like about it?” Oh yeah, all hot and steamy. At least it was for me - until the guy got hung up on his weiner.

I’m not going to coddle you, to tell you all dicks are beautiful and sexy and powerful - simply because it’s not true. There are so many variations that any cocklover is bound to develop a preference for his or her favorite manly doodad. Color, texture, length, girth, hair, cut, shape: these all factor into the composition of a penis.

Our favorite misconception about the wang revolves around the issue of race. We know the myths: black dudes got big wood, Asians are tiny, and the like. There have been studies and research done that try to support these claims. Whatever. Skin color does not necessarily dictate the size of your johnson. And who says bigger is better anyway?
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