Carnal Embrace

I don’t know if you know this, but women can ejaculate, too. True story.

Most women, however, are afraid to let this happen. They’re worried about what their partners might think, that they feel like they are going to pee, that it’s weird. Let me tell you that it’s not weird, that it feels ultra-satisfying, and that it is perfectly natural.

Female ejaculation, a.k.a “squirting,” occurs when the G-spot is stimulated. The G-spot, located a few inches up the vaginal wall closer to the bladder, also sits atop the Skene’s gland. This area - the Skene’s gland and the G-spot - is similar to the prostate gland in men. After all this stimulation, the Skene’s gland gets in a big tizzy and releases a milky fluid, similar to that released by the prostrate. The fluid rushes out of the urethra at the point of orgasm, and voila! you’ve got ejaculation.

So why haven’t most women experienced this? Often with continuous G-spot stimulation, women feel a great urge to pee. They tense up, hold back, which can also prevent them from experiencing any orgasm at all, let alone a “gushing” one. But if a woman has peed before she has sex, she does not need to worry about peeing all over her lover. Unless, of course, she has bladder problems - that’s a whole other can of worms.

OK, enough of the scientific mumbo-jumbo. Let’s get down to the real nitty-gritty: the how-to. It is best to aim for some squirtin’ when you are most comfortable, whether this be by yourself, with your long-term partner, or in a great mass orgy of sexual outcasts. Pamper yourself, go pee, get comfy, and don’t rush anything. You’ll need to stimulate your G-spot for any ejaculation to occur. You can use a vibrator/dildo especially designed to target your G-spot or, if you’re with a partner, try doggy-style to hit that special spot. When you feel close to orgasm, don’t tense up. You can’t really force anything to happen, but you can force something to not happen. There is no real technique here but to stay conscious of how you feel, to focus on the sensations to which your G-spot responds.

I hate to break it to you, but you may not experience any ejaculation. There may be a trickling. There may be nothing. Not enough research has been done. Oh, there has been hearsay, stories from your girlfriends about distant friends-of-friends-of-friends, but even scientists debate whether female ejaculation exists.

It does exist, but possibly not for everyone. I can tell you - firsthand account - that female ejaculation is no myth and that at least some women can experience it. Your body gets excited. Blood rushes to your cheeks. You feel like you’re going to wet the bed (oh and you might, but with lovely love juices). Then, muscles contract, you feel your orgasm, and - what’s this? - a great, almost disturbing rush of fluid through your urethra. You feel like your body has just cleansed itself. You’re completely satiated. You’re done. Please. don’t. touch. me.

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Like that. Although your experience may be different.

And, just a note of clarification, the ejaculate - pussy fountain juice, if you will - is not urine, despite coming from the urethra. It has certain chemicals that are also in urine, but remember: just because you have cheese and pepperoni it doesn’t mean you have a whole pizza pie.

So does ejaculating produce “better” orgasms? Not necessarily. After ejaculating, a woman may feel completely satisfied, and in that sense it is a strong, “better” orgasm. But, as the ladies out there know, there are so many different types of orgasms one can experience.

With that said, go, scamper, my ladies! Start furiously masturbating. Wet your bed. Rinse and repeat.