I don’t know if you know this, but women can ejaculate, too. True story.
Most women, however, are afraid to let this happen. They’re worried about what their partners might think, that they feel like they are going to pee, that it’s weird. Let me tell you that it’s not weird, that it feels ultra-satisfying, and that it is perfectly natural.
Female ejaculation, a.k.a “squirting,” occurs when the G-spot is stimulated. The G-spot, located a few inches up the vaginal wall closer to the bladder, also sits atop the Skene’s gland. This area - the Skene’s gland and the G-spot - is similar to the prostate gland in men. After all this stimulation, the Skene’s gland gets in a big tizzy and releases a milky fluid, similar to that released by the prostrate. The fluid rushes out of the urethra at the point of orgasm, and voila! you’ve got ejaculation.
So why haven’t most women experienced this? Often with continuous G-spot stimulation, women feel a great urge to pee. They tense up, hold back, which can also prevent them from experiencing any orgasm at all, let alone a “gushing” one. But if a woman has peed before she has sex, she does not need to worry about peeing all over her lover. Unless, of course, she has bladder problems - that’s a whole other can of worms.
OK, enough of the scientific mumbo-jumbo. Let’s get down to the real nitty-gritty: the how-to. (more…)
The San Francisco Chronicle recently reported on a story about a semi-successful penis transplant. A 44-year-old man, who had lost his penis in some way or another (those tricky buggers, always running away, you know?), underwent a penis transplant, only to later opt for a non-penis life. Surgeons had used a donor penis from a 22-year-old brain dead man, who presumably was in no need of one. . . although (who knows?) there may have been a headstrong nurse ala Jenny Fields looking for a Garp of her own. . .but I digress. Anyway, this lucky Chinese man received a healthy, young penis - and we all are well aware of the robust powers of a lusty 20-something’s johnson.
However, his wife was not quite pleased with what he had to bring home the day after his transplant surgery. The couple complained of the “swollen shape” two weeks after the surgery, and the wife had a “pyschological rejection” of his new organ. Now, if you’re quick on the uptake like me, you could see where this could go: Chinese man. . . new penis. . . swollen. . . Shouldn’t the couple have been happy about it? Well, apparently it was four inches of a humdrum-dinger. (Yea, I’d want a new one, too). (more…)
Everyone has a perineum, but few know how to get there (or that they might have been there before). This Latin lover lives below the border of your waistband. It’s a forgotten homebody between two louder party animals, residing between whatever you’re packing and your pooper. For women this means the perineum lies between the vaginal opening and the anus. On men the perineum stretches from the edge of the scrotum and the bulb of the penis to the anus.
Yes, I mean the taint, as it is known colloquially, among other names. Gooch. No man’s land. Assneck.
Your perineum, however, is more than just another weird place on your body with a funny name. It is an erogenous zone, often uncharted and unexplored with typical vanilla lovers.
But I say no man’s land no more! (more…)
